Harvey Weinstein’s luck has appeared to run out, as the disgraced Hollywood film producer ran out of ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ cards yesterday, Uncle Pennybags has confirmed.
After being convicted of several rape charges, the long-time sexual predator reached for his stash of cards that he had been using for several years to avoid any repercussions for his actions.
However, after a brief and frantic search, he quickly realized he had used all his cards up raping and sexually harassing so many women, so frequently.
Unfortunately, it also wasn’t his turn to try and roll to land on another Community Chest tile for a possibility to be a sexual predator again without consequence.
Realizing there was little hope for the Miramax co-founder to receive another ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card from the community who let him roam free for many years, lawyers were quick to try and come up with another way to get the serial rapist back on the streets.
Using arguments such as “rape is not as bad as marijuana” and “he is frail and needs a walker” were ineffective, as the based Judge threw the book at Weinstein.
It is unclear how long he will serve in jail. Most likely, he will serve very little time, in a comfy, low security prison due to being rich and not black.