PC 2 Announced

Not to be outdone by the announcements of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X, the PC has revealed that it will be releasing the long-awaited PC 2.

After nearly 40 years, the hugely popular PC is getting a sequel much to the delight of fans who have been waiting for the release for several decades.

The announcement was made at an unveiling this evening with thousands of screaming fans packing the event in New York.

CEO of the PC, Garth “120fps” Smith, took to the stage to announce what the PC would offer.

“This is going to be the best PC ever,” he said. “We have so many features the PS5 and Xbox Series X can’t even touch.”

Inbuilt features include the ability to boot up without Steam and Discord launching on startup and Crysis running at 1080p.

The new PC will not come with necessary accessories such as a mouse and keyboard, which will need to be purchased at an extra cost, much to the disgust of many anti-DLC gamers.

The PC 2 will come in 3 different models – the “Boomer” for $699, “Normie” for $1299 and the top model “ProGamer” for $3999.

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