Bernie Sanders: Everyone Is Equal, Except Those Who Call Link ‘Zelda’

Bernie Sanders has today clarified his position on his "everyone is equal" movement that has swept the nation, claiming there are exceptions.

Harvey Weinstein Runs Out Of ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Cards

Harvey Weinstein's luck has appeared to run out, as the disgraced Hollywood film producer ran out of 'Get Out of Jail Free'...

Lawyers Release Image Of Man Responsible For Bugging Assange Meeting

Lawyers for WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have released an image of the man they believe is responsible for bugging their confidential meeting...

CIA Whistleblower Reveals Prisoners Were Shockingly Tortured By Being Forced To Play Superman 64

A CIA whistle-blower has unplugged the controller on the clandestine government agency, revealing that they are torturing high profile prisoners using...

Bernie Announces The Good Controller Will Be Shared Equally If He Is President

Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has announced a plan that aims to lock down the key 'younger brother' demographic. A...

Iowa Caucus App Developers Land Jobs For Life At EA

EA has reportedly been so impressed with the complete disaster of the Iowa Caucus that it has offered the developers of the...

World War 3 Delayed For PlayStation 5 And Xbox Series X Release

World War 3 has become the latest casualty in the year of delays with the announcement today that it will be postponed...

Trump Tweeted In 2013 He Plays Xbox, Now He Says He Plays Playstation. Which Is It Mr. President?

Gamers around the world today are demanding to know if Trump is an Xbox or Playstation player after conflicting tweets by the...

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